"All the vampires I've met have been assholes," Claudia simply responds, with a little shrug. Granted, being an asshole doesn't necessarily mean that they're a bad conversational partner. But it would be so much easier to have a conversation with someone who's not a complete asshole (Lestat) or who spends all his time mooning over his equally asshole partner (Louis) or who would happily feed her to the wolves if it meant he got more time with his asshole partner (Armand).

An entire race of beings out there. And every one of them has absolutely sucked.

"So yeah, I'd say you're pretty lucky." She gives Root a small shrug, trying to seem nonchalant and casual and not secretly more than a little happy that someone, for once in her life, is giving her something as basic as 'their full attention.' "I'm at least willing to answer some questions, y'know?"

It's an interview with a vampire (eyyyyyyy).